John Bloom · National · TMC / TNT / Shudder · 1986-present
The intellectual's horror host. Investigative journalist who invented a redneck drive-in critic persona. Famous for "Drive-In Totals" (counting breasts, dead bodies, car chases). His MonsterVision on TNT was legendary. The Last Drive-In on Shudder crashed their servers on debut. Delivers genuine film criticism through comedic persona. Still airing specials in 2026.